interview chris stanislowski
One of my best friends, Christopher Winslow, recently moved to Argentina. He went with four other good friends, Cameron, Elise, Jesse and Melissa. He is the subject of mkq-theonethatgotaway's first interview.
hey chris!
yo
i'm gonna start posting interviews on my blog
do you want to be my first interview?
sure
as long as you dont alter my answers
or falsify the answers
or say im gay
i promise
are you ready?
ok
hi chris, how's it going?
good
what's cracking?
same old same old. how long have you been in argentina?
a month and a half
this is tied with spain as the longest time i've been out of the country
keys in argentina are very weak
mine broke off in the front door this afternoon
which meant no one could get in
so my neighbors hate me
oh that's funny. who are you living with?
two americans and an argentine
his name is manu
and say chau in argentina instead of adios
so i say chau manu a lot here
well if i was there i'd probably last 10 minutes before i told him the touristy music story
you are a skyscraper of jokes
obviously. you're teaching english about 20 hours a week, right?
no
im only scheduled for like 15 right now
theyre frequently cancelled cuz everyone goes out of town a lot
so im not working much now
just like the good old days in nyc
i wouldn't know what that's like
of course not
i heard that cameron said that you guys are making more per hour than the average argentinian office worker?
yeah
but if you include travel time and lesson planning time its not that great per hour
if we could work for this wage fulltime it'd be great
we'd have a lot of money
are you close to breaking even or have you been dipping into your savings?
ive been dipping
but i'm still in transitionary period
i didnt work much in december
only like 10 hours total
so i made dick
that's a goal, right? to financially self sustain down there
yeah
but the good news is that the money i have lost isnt that much
cuz everything pretty cheap
good news indeed
i probably lost 500 bucks so far
which isnt that bad since its only temporary
everything is about 1/2 of what it'd cost in new york?
its about a third
a peso is like a third of a dollar
and most things are equivalent to nyc prices
in pesos
oh wow. has it been easy to find vegetarian food when you eat out?
theres some
it mostly fucking italian food though
which im getting sick of
they also have these things called milanesas that is like thin bread chicken
and they have a soy version all over
which i dont get
cuz no one is vegetarian
yeah, the 3 chicken torta options at grand morelos are grilled, milanesa and polla de tinga. tinga de pollo maybe
whats the milanesa like?
Thin breaded?
it's the breaded chicken, it’s got the least taste of the 3
torta means cake here
it makes me sad
i see the word everywhere
mocking me
jesse found chipotle peppers though
but all the black beans are dry
so you have to plan ahead to eat them
joe and i have been playing the lottery and i told him if i win i plan on sending you guys a bunch of tortas
nice
in freezers?
they'll be rotten, but you'll get the point
like a severed horse head in my bed?
you told me a funny anecdote the other day about your english class
yes i did
but that was then
this is now
ponyboy
i phrased it like that because i couldn't remember the word
for expressions that don't translate, like raining cats and dogs
idioms?
right
the head one?
yep
do you want me to say it again?
is that what you're driving at?
if we were face to face, i'd have winked by now
;)
oh good lord arielle just put a horrendous picture of me on myspace
we were talking about the phrasal verb fill up
i need to start that up
i dont have one
my boxers are sweaty
its balls-hot and it's january
i almost wrote ballshot
but it seems to read differently
she's dating a guy named wayne and during one rough patch
her myspace title was "interest is wayning"
nice
that's a good place to air that out
alright, so you were talking about filling up
and he said, could you say to a bartender, 'fill up my beer, but leave some.. how do you say espuma?
and i said, foam. or for beer they say head too.
and he said so i could say to the bartender, I like head.
then i had to think of the least awkward way to explain oral sex slang to him
i got another story too
my first class with this student i was gonna use the song tom's diner
real quick, did you read that article about the city distributing condoms based on subway lines? the riding the f train facebook group seems so prescient now
i dont get it
add a link?
good SAT word
i studied last night. they're gonna give away free condoms, and have like 15 different kinds, different colors to correspond with the different subway lines
oh my god
will you send me an f train condom
maybe the j train condom will be unlubricated and rusty
i bet you the g train will be for losers
cuz it doesnt get used
a train will be for slow sex
b train for butt
v for vaginas
7 for my birthday
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01082007/news/regionalnews/coverup__citys_own_condoms_regionalnews_carl_campanile.htm
premajac
premajac is a little too close to permajac
which sounds like it might be fun
permafrost?
just like midas thought he'd have a good time too
gypsy's curse
matt talked to jesse jones about your version of her comments on children of men. she said you misconstrued them and she is planning a response
she told me that too
yet could not refute them
just baritone stutterings
she took the most issue with the jokes
like the pregancy one
oh the chairman mao thing was great. i think it was clear they were jokes
yeah
but sometimes satire can deliver the sting of truth
you can add that to my wikiquotes
if this goes any longer i think i'm going to lose my audience. why don't we go some quick word associations
ok
boticelli
boticelli
margaret cho
communist
spelling bee
lose
cunt coloring book
green penis
diet coke
pepsi max
mike malmberg
iron mountain
new york city
autumn
like the richard gere movie autumn in new york?
maybe
it supposed to be free association
no judgements
is he blind in that one?
like brainstormin
i think his love interest is winona ryder
girlfriend
dinner
cannibal
help
frisbee
waste of time
ha, good. thanks for the interview you're the first. oh before you go, i ran into marge the other day and she said she thought i was the most known person at nyu. i said i thought maybe matt was but then reconsidered and we thought maybe it was byron. who do you think?
were any of us really in the in crowd like that
i figured it was some football player
oh wait...
the nyu football shirts are hilarious cuz there is no football at nyu
and there's still some in stock
zing. you know who it might be...there was a gay kid in stern, nick something. brett said that everyone in stern knew him as the one gay kid in stern. plus then he was friends with some of our friends too
well nyu is dead to me now anyway
oh well. any last words, shoutouts?
i'll be back
hey chris!
yo
i'm gonna start posting interviews on my blog
do you want to be my first interview?
sure
as long as you dont alter my answers
or falsify the answers
or say im gay
i promise
are you ready?
ok
hi chris, how's it going?
good
what's cracking?
same old same old. how long have you been in argentina?
a month and a half
this is tied with spain as the longest time i've been out of the country
keys in argentina are very weak
mine broke off in the front door this afternoon
which meant no one could get in
so my neighbors hate me
oh that's funny. who are you living with?
two americans and an argentine
his name is manu
and say chau in argentina instead of adios
so i say chau manu a lot here
well if i was there i'd probably last 10 minutes before i told him the touristy music story
you are a skyscraper of jokes
obviously. you're teaching english about 20 hours a week, right?
no
im only scheduled for like 15 right now
theyre frequently cancelled cuz everyone goes out of town a lot
so im not working much now
just like the good old days in nyc
i wouldn't know what that's like
of course not
i heard that cameron said that you guys are making more per hour than the average argentinian office worker?
yeah
but if you include travel time and lesson planning time its not that great per hour
if we could work for this wage fulltime it'd be great
we'd have a lot of money
are you close to breaking even or have you been dipping into your savings?
ive been dipping
but i'm still in transitionary period
i didnt work much in december
only like 10 hours total
so i made dick
that's a goal, right? to financially self sustain down there
yeah
but the good news is that the money i have lost isnt that much
cuz everything pretty cheap
good news indeed
i probably lost 500 bucks so far
which isnt that bad since its only temporary
everything is about 1/2 of what it'd cost in new york?
its about a third
a peso is like a third of a dollar
and most things are equivalent to nyc prices
in pesos
oh wow. has it been easy to find vegetarian food when you eat out?
theres some
it mostly fucking italian food though
which im getting sick of
they also have these things called milanesas that is like thin bread chicken
and they have a soy version all over
which i dont get
cuz no one is vegetarian
yeah, the 3 chicken torta options at grand morelos are grilled, milanesa and polla de tinga. tinga de pollo maybe
whats the milanesa like?
Thin breaded?
it's the breaded chicken, it’s got the least taste of the 3
torta means cake here
it makes me sad
i see the word everywhere
mocking me
jesse found chipotle peppers though
but all the black beans are dry
so you have to plan ahead to eat them
joe and i have been playing the lottery and i told him if i win i plan on sending you guys a bunch of tortas
nice
in freezers?
they'll be rotten, but you'll get the point
like a severed horse head in my bed?
you told me a funny anecdote the other day about your english class
yes i did
but that was then
this is now
ponyboy
i phrased it like that because i couldn't remember the word
for expressions that don't translate, like raining cats and dogs
idioms?
right
the head one?
yep
do you want me to say it again?
is that what you're driving at?
if we were face to face, i'd have winked by now
;)
oh good lord arielle just put a horrendous picture of me on myspace
we were talking about the phrasal verb fill up
i need to start that up
i dont have one
my boxers are sweaty
its balls-hot and it's january
i almost wrote ballshot
but it seems to read differently
she's dating a guy named wayne and during one rough patch
her myspace title was "interest is wayning"
nice
that's a good place to air that out
alright, so you were talking about filling up
and he said, could you say to a bartender, 'fill up my beer, but leave some.. how do you say espuma?
and i said, foam. or for beer they say head too.
and he said so i could say to the bartender, I like head.
then i had to think of the least awkward way to explain oral sex slang to him
i got another story too
my first class with this student i was gonna use the song tom's diner
real quick, did you read that article about the city distributing condoms based on subway lines? the riding the f train facebook group seems so prescient now
i dont get it
add a link?
good SAT word
i studied last night. they're gonna give away free condoms, and have like 15 different kinds, different colors to correspond with the different subway lines
oh my god
will you send me an f train condom
maybe the j train condom will be unlubricated and rusty
i bet you the g train will be for losers
cuz it doesnt get used
a train will be for slow sex
b train for butt
v for vaginas
7 for my birthday
http://www.nypost.com/seven/01082007/news/regionalnews/coverup__citys_own_condoms_regionalnews_carl_campanile.htm
premajac
premajac is a little too close to permajac
which sounds like it might be fun
permafrost?
just like midas thought he'd have a good time too
gypsy's curse
matt talked to jesse jones about your version of her comments on children of men. she said you misconstrued them and she is planning a response
she told me that too
yet could not refute them
just baritone stutterings
she took the most issue with the jokes
like the pregancy one
oh the chairman mao thing was great. i think it was clear they were jokes
yeah
but sometimes satire can deliver the sting of truth
you can add that to my wikiquotes
if this goes any longer i think i'm going to lose my audience. why don't we go some quick word associations
ok
boticelli
boticelli
margaret cho
communist
spelling bee
lose
cunt coloring book
green penis
diet coke
pepsi max
mike malmberg
iron mountain
new york city
autumn
like the richard gere movie autumn in new york?
maybe
it supposed to be free association
no judgements
is he blind in that one?
like brainstormin
i think his love interest is winona ryder
girlfriend
dinner
cannibal
help
frisbee
waste of time
ha, good. thanks for the interview you're the first. oh before you go, i ran into marge the other day and she said she thought i was the most known person at nyu. i said i thought maybe matt was but then reconsidered and we thought maybe it was byron. who do you think?
were any of us really in the in crowd like that
i figured it was some football player
oh wait...
the nyu football shirts are hilarious cuz there is no football at nyu
and there's still some in stock
zing. you know who it might be...there was a gay kid in stern, nick something. brett said that everyone in stern knew him as the one gay kid in stern. plus then he was friends with some of our friends too
well nyu is dead to me now anyway
oh well. any last words, shoutouts?
i'll be back
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thanks for the shoutout mike!
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